So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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