But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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