I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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