I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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