we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i think i have two assholes
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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