Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
