Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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