he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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