her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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