Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
