How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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