That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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