week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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