I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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