Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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