I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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