RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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