I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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