I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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