Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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