I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
