do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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