No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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