I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I know her cup size but not her name....
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