Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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