your thong is hanging out like whoa
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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