Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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