I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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