its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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