This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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