You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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