your room smells of hookers.
And success
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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