I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This is my gift to your gina
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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