If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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