You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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