I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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