Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
No subtext here. People are naked.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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