The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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