wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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