I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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