Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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