I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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