How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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