i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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