Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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