All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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