I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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