what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How does one acquire holy water?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
