No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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