I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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