Yo dont text me then not text me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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