why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Quick, to the slutcave!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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