Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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