Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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