And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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