its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
