try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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